This Party Took a Turn for the Douche (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates (by rikilind)

sekra:

Coulson lent them his Special Edition Captain America deck of cards.

In the event of damage, Tony will be tazed.

In the event of naked Captain America, however, he might be inclined to call it even.

king-mycroft:

He gets it now. How everything- everything has been leading to this. The blue box on the corner of every street. The strange couple standing in the shadows just out of the corner of his eye. He would bet that they are the ones he is seeing now.

“Oh! Oh brilliant. John this is brilliant.”

“What, what is it?”

“You tell me.” Sherlock says in that tone of voice that John knows he reserves just for when he wants to make his flatmate feel clever.

“A film, something behind the mirror?” John tries weakly and Sherlock arches an eyebrow like a cat not amused, “Alright. A projection then?”

“As ever you see but you do not observe.”

“Don’t give me that…”

“John! I need you to look, really look.”

He does.

“Impossible. Bloody Impossible.” John whispers, “What is it?”

Sherlock grins just as the odd man in the mirror frowns- like distorted reflections of one another.

“That-“ he points to the mirror, “that is time collapsing.”

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The mirror stands alone. Through the ages it stands alone. Innocuous. Just a mirror it would seem, just your reflection framed. On first inspection at least.

If one were to look closer they may see more.

The glass beautifully shattered. A single blunt trauma sending cracks throughout the structure like the threads of a spider’s web. These cracks exist in the fourth dimension.

The mirror stands alone, through the ages, but for two moments in time. /p>

Two moments, hundreds of years apart.

A Time Lord and his companion.

A detective and his doctor.

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“Amy… do you see that?” The Doctor scowls, prodding the mirror approximately where his own face lies.

“Is that- that’s a person!” Amy gasps at the person- no people ­­in the mirror. People that aren’t themselves, blurred and distorted but most definitely there, “Are they in the mirror?”

“No. Not in the mirror, they’re standing where we are. Two times. One reflection. We’re seeing there reflection too. This is very not good.”

“How is that possible?” Amy asks, though she doesn’t know why. Impossible is a word you soon learn to forget when with the doctor.

“It’s those cracks. Cracks in time like the crack in your bedroom wall only not because these are making two separate times, in exactly the same place, converge.”

“We need to find them, then. Find this other time.”

“Yes- yes, good idea.” The Doctor mutters his reply, he sounds faraway, lost in his mind.

“What’s going on, Doctor?” Amy asks, nervous lilt to her voice as she steps closer to examine the pair in the mirror.

The Doctor frowns just as the odd man in the mirror grins- like distorted reflections of one another.

“Time is collapsing.”

wysteria-peacock:

This. Is. CYUUUTE!

lagunamov:

HAD to be made.

THE AVENGERS / Speed Painting / Christiaan Mateo (by moroteo5256)

crimson-sun:

Loki being a good mommy to his octo-babe.

I doubt I should think too hard about how that horse runs, but I bet it looks adorable doing so.

(Source: detectiveoharas)

suedeoasiss:

Doctor meets Loki!

jessicasaur:

sialagogue:

This is not going to end well (v2).

OMG /DYING

You Can Do it Giraffe! You take that burning stick wherever you want!

shonnaraebell:

How are you real?

Cone of Shame!

(Source: primosparazza)

zarillo:

stquincy:

Emilee, you need to see this.

Oh but I have, my dear Quincy.

(Source: scratch-the-maven, via chicksdigthephoenix)

The Avengers Fic Rec: The Hangman’s Hands 

I Highly recommend this story

Title: The Hangman’s Hands

Author: Mercurie

Pairing: Jane Foster/Thor, Jane Foster/Loki, Thor/Loki

Length: 15,187 WIP

Summary: Thor and Loki never make it back to Asgard. Now S.H.I.E.L.D. is stuck with the world’s most hated war criminal on their hands and everyone wants a piece - unless they can find a way to get rid of him for good.

Reason for Rec: We see the world through Jane, who is not a superhero, but still strong and competent in her own clever way. There’s this power dynamic between Jane and Loki that works perfectly in this story, because it’s never really certain who’s manipulating whom. Loki is calculating, but the circumstances make him dangerous and his presence lingers in every scene. He’s complex and creepy and you don’t know where he’s going to land.

Jane’s growing relationship with Thor and the other Avengers is supportive, but their debriefing scenes have that Avengers dysfunction. This adds to the ominous feel of the mission. Her relationship with Thor is positive and so comforting, but juxtaposed with the power struggles of Loki and SHIELD, make it all the more meaningful. I really hope the best for these two. 

The motivations and the characters, pacing, politics, and world building are fantastic! The way the stakes are raised is thrilling and I cannot wait for more. Luckily, Mercurie has been consistently quick with the updates so, it’s not so bad to wait. That’s why I recommend this read!

The Hangman’s Hands

Also this seems Appropriate:

Where is this From?

(Source: olyashe, via lokii-d)